Forget the Socks: A Proper Gift Guide for Men Who Are Impossible to Buy For
The best gifts are things they'd never buy for themselves but absolutely love once they have them. A genuinely beautiful tie hits that sweet spot perfectly.
Not a generic tie from a department store. I mean a proper tie — the kind that makes someone say "oh, that's nice" and actually mean it. Here's my guide covering every type of bloke.
For the Dad Who "Doesn't Do Fashion"
The Safe-But-Stylish PickHe's had the same three ties since 2004. He needs something understated enough that it doesn't scare him, but stylish enough that your mum notices the difference.
For the Brother / Mate With Personality
The Design-Lover's ChoiceHe's got opinions about everything and definitely notices what other people are wearing. He wants something that says "I have taste."
For the Dog / Animal Lover
The Guaranteed SmileSome men's entire personality is their dog. I say that with love — I'm one of them. If he lights up when he sees a dachshund in the park, you already know what to do.
For the One Who Has Everything
The Sophisticate's GiftWhen someone genuinely doesn't need anything, you go for quality and craft. Something with provenance that feels special to unwrap.
For the Younger Guy (16–25)
The First Proper TieFirst job interview. Sixth form formal. University ball. Every young man needs a tie that isn't borrowed from his dad.
The Gift-Buying Cheat Sheet
| Recipient | Tie | Price | Why |
|---|---|---|---|
| Traditional Dad | Clover Grove | £24.99 | Subtle, safe, secretly stylish |
| Style-Conscious Mate | Strawberry Thief Teal | £30.99 | Design heritage meets modern craft |
| Dog Lover | Dachshund Pattern | £16.98 | Guaranteed smile |
| Has Everything | Strawberry Thief Indigo | £30.99 | Sophisticated, luxurious |
| Young Professional | Camden Block | £24.99 | Modern, confident, versatile |
Pro tip: Orders over £50 ship free at Crossrow, so if you're buying for two people (or treating yourself — no judgement), you'll save on delivery.